Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Film 93 - Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters - 28/10/2014

"Go get 'em Ray!"

Can you believe it? 30 years since the release of Ghostbusters!  

Three "scientists" decide to create the Ghostbusters after an experience at the library.  Trapping spooks in various locations such as The Sedgwick Hotel, they become local celebrities and are there to save the Big Apple when the time comes.

I was sat with The Film Lord, Roshtakular and a full auditorium on a Tuesday night ready for a nostalgia overload.  The cinema was full of 30-40 somethings, some bringing their kids to relive their childhood through them and you could feel the excitement in the air.  As soon as the librarian started walking through the stacks, I knew I was in good hands again, and was going to really enjoy the next few hours

I always wonder what the film would have been like if they had followed the original Dan Akroyd idea, John Belushi, Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphy as the busting trio and John Candy taking on the Louis role


Cineworld had opted to show the extended special edition version of the film so there were a few scenes that were new to me, and it just looked great on the big screen.  The effects definitely do not hold up, but it doesn't matter because the characters are fantastic and the humour perfect.  Bill Murray is just a genius, 

These nights are an obvious success and I plead with Cineworld to make more of them.  Christmas Movies - Die Hard, Gremlins, Muppet's Christmas Carol, It's a Wonderful Life, or just films because they are brilliant and nostalgic.  I have not seen the cinema as full for most current blockbusters and I know that if Cineworld planned a nostalgia night once a month I would be there with many others with a smile on my face.  C'mon Cineworld, bring back the Goonies, Big Trouble in Little China, Rocky III, Back to the Future

Monday, 27 October 2014

Film 92 - The Babadook

The Babadook - 27/10/2014

"If it's in a word, or in a look
You can't get rid of the Babadook"

Made on a budget of just over $30k via a kickstarter project, Jennifer Kent's re-imaging of her short movie "Monster" is a damn good case for how good a film can be without over the top special effects.

6 years after her husband was killed taking his labour induced wife to the hospital, Amelia is struggling to raise her son.  Plagued by fears of monsters in his room, sleep deprivation is having a massive effect.  When the son asks Amelia to read him a new bed time story called Mister Babadook, things start to get worse.  With even less sleep and her son becoming more and more delusional, this seems to project towards his mother.

With no crash bang scares and loud violin screeches, The Babadook goes back to real horror, it stays away from cheap scares and gore, real horror rather than jump scares.  There were several points in this film I actually felt scared.  Is the Babadook a real entity or a figment of a delusional, sleep deprived mind?  the Babadook can be viewed from many different angles which is what made it more enjoyable for me.

The shadow in your room at night that seems to be moving, did I shut that door or leave it open, seeing things that are not there, we have all experienced these little fears and The Babadook plays on them very well.

At first I was thinking that the child actor was a little annoying and not very good, but as the film progressed I actually think he is a little insane and they did deprive him of sleep, terrify him and then asked him to act the scene again, he looks truly terrified throughout.

This is a lesson for all the big budget horror film producers out there (especially you Mr Bay and Platinum Dunes), that horror can be done well without the big effects and cheap scares.  The human mind is a scary thing that can conjure up it's own scary ideas that will always be more personally scary to each individual.  

For all the horror movie fans and people looking for a good scare this Halloween, go watch The Babadook, but don't let him in.

Baba-ba Dook Dook Dook

Sunday, 26 October 2014

Film 91 - Annabelle

Annabelle - 26/10/2014

Porcelain Dolls are the scariest thing on the planet!  Why would anyone collect them?

My Aunty has a rather large collection of Porcelain dolls and every time I go to visit they scare the living heebie jeebies out of me. Their dead eyes, ghostly stare and cold skin just horrifies me




The scary parts of "The Conjuring" for me were mainly based around the doll, Annabelle, so when I saw the trailer for this prequel I was a little intrigued.  Could this be the horror film of the year, the one I have been looking for?

A young family in the 1960's are expecting their first child when they are attacked by two satanic cult members to which one of them likes the new porcelain doll the family acquired.  This is when things start to go a little weird in the household.  The doll seemingly moves location, returns after being binned and generally causing creaks and moans around the house that can only be put down to something supernatural.

The type of horror films that have been made in the last few years are all following the same style, quiet quiet quiet LOUD.  More shock horror than actual horror.  The cheap scare with a loud violin screech.  Now don't get me wrong there are a few good creepy moments in the film, one of them completely ruined by it being in the trailer, but the laziness of the bang shock is over used.

The fact the the Annabelle doll exists and is in a museum adds a little spookiness to the story, and the ending was much better than most horror films of late, but it is still not there as a great horror film, my search continues.

Film 90 - Love, Rosie

Love, Rosie - 26/10/2014

Based on the Cecelia Ahern book "Where Rainbows End", yet another chick flick hits the silver screen.

P.S I Love You is in the top chick flicks of all time for most females on the planet so Love, Rosie had a hard act to follow.  Clare had read the book a few times so was a little worried of how the screen adaptation would portray her beloved lovers.

Set over a 15 year period, Rosie and Alex are friends who have a strong attraction to each other but always seem to be at the wrong place in their lives for the next step to happen.  When Rosie falls pregnant after a one night stand and cannot follow Alex to Boston, she remains at home with her family raising her daughter.

I was not really looking forward to this one as I find most chick flicks too formulaic, but Love, Rosie seemed to ditch some of these tropes and focus more on the relationships of Rosie and Alex, not with each other but with family, friends and various "not-quite-right" partners.  Instead of having the happy relationship broken down by a new arrival of someone better, like most chick flicks, this film has breakdowns of these relationships and marriages due to infidelity and mixed feelings.

The ending was far too generic for me and could have been far better if it ended a few minutes before, but I am not a best selling novelist so what would I know.

Also, one major, major gripe I have with the film is the lack of aging.  It takes place over 12-15 years yet the characters NEVER age.  They get the occasional haircut, but the final scene has Rosie looking the same age as her high school pregnant era.  Whatever moisturiser they are using, I think they should put it on sale!




Thursday, 16 October 2014

Film 89 - Take 2: Tranformers: Age of Extinction

Transformers: Age Of Extinction - 16/10/2014

How Mr Michael Bay is not on a register I do not know.

Nicola Peltz, at the time of filming is 18 going on 19, yet Mr Bay turns her into a 17 year old perv-fest with a valid law to warrant her older boyfriend, "The Romeo and Juliet Clause" that the boyfriend has laminated in his wallet.  If Bay had put half as much effort into directing a half decent film instead of researching how he can perv over the next young girl then we may get back to the Bad Boys era


Tranformers: Age of Extinction takes place after the events of a previous movie that I didn't care about and we have now left behind the screaming muppets and replaced them with Mark Walberg. Big hunks of Scrap Metal duke it out for well over 2 hours with a plot that is non-existent and a cast you couldn't care less about.

If you do end up watching this then turn it into a drinking game: 
Take a shot for every American Flag
Take a shot for every time you feel pervy
Take a shot for every big ass explosion for no reason 
...by the end of the first 10 minutes you may need a stomach pump!

Funny as well that the bad guy, who is obviously Megatron but no-one likes to say it, doesn't do anything through the film and walks into the dark at the end saying, "I'll be back" or something to that degree.  We haven't really seen you do much, so we are not really sure what you are coming back to do...more of nothing???
Oh and the dinobots you have been waiting for, turn up in the last 10 mintues of the film and do NOTHING!

Terrible film, terrible script, terrible acting and hunks of metal that are indistinguishable from each other boshing and whalloping

Absolute tripe!

Saturday, 11 October 2014

Film 88 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 11/10/2014

In a half shell, they're the heroes four
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The Crime wave is high,
with muggings mysterious
Our police force and detectives and furious

My expectations were not too high going into TMNT, with the Bay attached to the project back with his muse Megan Fox and some CG Turtles that did not look like the brothers I knew and loved.  This is probably the best way to go into this film, with low expectations, at least then you can come out and say, "Well, it wasn't as bad as I thought".  Both Clare and I said this as we left.

TMNT should have been named April O'Neill featuring some big green things for the first hour and a bit, and that is not what I came to see.  As lovely s Megan Fox was, she cannot hold a "blockbuster" on her own.  I came to see some "cowabunga" shouting dudes with ninja in their soul and weapons in their hands.

With the Foot Clan causing mayhem throughout the city, four vigilantes emerge from beneath to help.  With the help of April O'Neill and their sensei, Splinter, the band of brothers face all evil head (shell) on.  It is the same old TMNT story we all have known and seen before, just very pretty.

There is one section in the film, a good 20 minute section, that is pure Bay, sloooooow mooootion at every possible moment, big explosions and large scale destruction.  This is the snow slide scene (which there is a little shown in the trailer), and it was very entertaining and I even turned to Clare and commented how much I had enjoyed it. The final 30 mins of the film made up for a meandering first hour.

The motion capture is very well done and the heroes in a half shell look half decent.  With good individual personalities and styles each turtle has their moment.

I do wonder where the franchise will go, because a few sequels are inevitable.  If this is the case, I for one, will be campaigning for Beebop and Rocksteady

Friday, 10 October 2014

Film 87 - The Rewrite

The Rewrite - 10/10/2014

IMDB lists this film as a romantic comedy, a I must admit I am struggling to find where the romance and definitely where the comedy was.

Hugh Grant plays an out of work screen writer who takes a job as a college teacher to pass on his knowledge.  There he smarms his way through a class of beauty models, two male geeks and a single mum.

As much as I enjoyed some of the film references, the film itself is very slow, predictable, and not very interesting.  It is a very unfunny version of School Of Rock.  Down on his luck, starts a teaching job, good things happen because of it and then he continues to be a teacher realising he enjoys it...just without the laughs or the cool music.

This is definitely a contender for one of the worst films of the year.